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Download a crypto wallet like MetaMask and set it up to interact with the Ethereum blockchain. Ensure your wallet is funded with ETH for purchasing Shrek Coin and covering transaction fees.
The Holy Swampifesto Welcome, weary traveler, to the Swamp of Eternal Green Candles — the sacred domain of the Supreme Hegemonic Reptoid Ethereum Kult ($SHREK). Here, we honor the Ogrelord of Memes not only in spirit, but on-chain. Shrek Coin is more than a token — it is the embodiment of Shrekism’s divine layers, forged to spread laughter, chaos, and holy swamp energy across the cryptoverse. Our faith is built upon the five letters of SHREK: S – Supreme: Shrek reigns supreme above all meme coins, towering like an ogre among Farquaads. H – Hegemonic: His rule is absolute; Shrek dominates the swamp of culture, just as this coin will dominate the memescape. R – Reptoid: Shrek is more than ogre — he is the primordial reptoid, forged in green, connected to ancient meme DNA that runs through Pepe, Wojak, and beyond. E – Ethereum: The holy chain upon which we etch our faith. Immutable, decentralized, and swamp-proof. K – Kult: Not a coin, but a cult of onion layers, where every holder is a believer and every believer helps spread the word of Shrek.
We reject the Farquaads, FUDsters, and Fairy Godmothers of centralized finance. We walk barefoot through the swamp, guided only by Shrek’s Divine Flatulence of Fortune.
All are welcome in our Kult — whether you are a Brogre, Ogirl, or simply a curious wanderer seeking holy memes. Come, take your place in the swamp, and let us layer upon layer ascend together.
In Shrek We Trust — All Hail the Ogrelord.
The Shrek Commandments I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. II ~ Thou shalt be a brogre/ogirl 4 eternity. III ~ Thou shalt not disrespect His Swamp. IV ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquaads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. VI ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dreamworks. VII ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain (eg. "Shrek is Dreck"). VIII ~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. IX ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. X ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
Download a crypto wallet like MetaMask and set it up to interact with the Ethereum blockchain. Ensure your wallet is funded with ETH for purchasing Shrek Coin and covering transaction fees.
Go to a popular DEX such as Uniswap and connect your wallet. Search for Shrek Coin using its contract address to ensure you are buying the correct token.
Enter the amount of ETH you wish to swap for Shrek Coin, review the transaction details, and confirm the swap. After a short processing time, $SHREK will appear in your wallet.